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That first line! What a way to begin. Loved it.

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Haha, "murderdepressant."

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Fantastic boobs have done it again! Amazing how flat those babies get between the metal plates. I never knew how far they could take me. Murder was never on my radar.... Thanks, Robin!

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Love this

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This is absolutely fabulous. Also, I am sorry that you had such a bad experience with your mammogram. Most of them are, sadly, like this. I am extremely lucky to have found a dedicated breast-imaging center in my state. I call it the Boob Spa. They are respectful -- no, reverent -- of boobs. I wish all women had access to places like that. https://treuwords.substack.com/p/bay-radiology-a-smashing-good-time

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Oh my gosh, your Boob Spa looks amazing! I was inspired to see if there's anywhere like that near me. In a metro area with 2.5 million people, I found exactly one. That's such a shame. But you can bet I'll call them before my next screening and hope they're accepting new patients!

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We should create a list!

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I just went for a mammo this morning. I come home to this insanely funny story! Thanks Robin— I’ll read it & seek out some crows before the inevitable callback!

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