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That first line! What a way to begin. Loved it.

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Haha, "murderdepressant."

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Fantastic boobs have done it again! Amazing how flat those babies get between the metal plates. I never knew how far they could take me. Murder was never on my radar.... Thanks, Robin!

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Love this

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I just went for a mammo this morning. I come home to this insanely funny story! Thanks Robin— I’ll read it & seek out some crows before the inevitable callback!

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